Car conversation

Today as we were going to the store:

Samuel: "I looking for temple."
Mommy: "The temple is not over here."
Joseph: "My teacher told me that if you get married at your house you are not married forever, but if you get married in the temple, you will be married forever."
Mommy: "That is why you need to get married in the temple."
Samuel: "I am going to get married."

At the grocery store all was going okay till we got to the checkout. I don't know why, but Samuel decided that he would bite Joseph's shoulder. He hasn't really bitten anyone, so it was a surprise. Joseph screamed. Samuel apologized and gave Joseph kisses on the shoulder where he bit him. It was a strong bite. After we got home, I had Samuel tell daddy what he had done.

What did he tell Joe?

Joe: "What did you do?"
Samuel: "I eat Joseph shoulder."
Joe: "What did you do???"
Samuel: "I eat Joseph shoulder."

Later that night, Joseph "accidentally" locked Samuel in the bathroom as he was washing his hands. Joe had to take off the lock because Samuel did not know how to unlock it. Fun times. :)