Quick Samuel quotes

As daddy was playing with him. Samuel jumped on top of daddy and stopped for a second: Samuel: "You look like grandpa here (points to daddy's face)." I was in the bathroom and Samuel was on his little toilet. He is aware that he has a penis and that he is a boy, but girls baffle him because I told him girls don't have a penis. Samuel: "Are you peeing out your butt?" Mommy: "No." Samuel: "But you don't have a penis. I pee through my penis." He is a funny little boy. I need to record him saying hot dogs (hot gogs). He cracks me up because he tells all these made up stories of "when I was a little boy." Amazingly he has a lot of little boy stories for being 3.